Theonetime I go to bed before midnight and intend to get 8 hours of the sleep, I wake up before 7am. Someone just shouldn’t live the good life. T_T
If, as some Republicans have claimed, Sandy helped Obama win the election, and (by common definition) Sandy is an Act of God, doesn’t that mean that God favoured Obama?
When holding a box of teabags under your left armpit and hearing a rhythmic rustle while walking back, remember that it is much more likely that the teabags are rustling, not your left breast.
I dreamt that Marissa Mayer resigned and held a press release to say that Yahoo is unsalvageable and doomed to annihilation. Then I woke up, forgot that it was a dream, and spent an entire morning pondering the implication of this event on women CEOs and the glass ceiling.